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(Source: 9gag)
Best Dance-Off Ever
Sorry, everyone who has ever participated in a dance-off. Your efforts were in vain because this is the best dance-off of all time.
Millions of Filipino men and women had to leave their country for jobs abroad beneath their level of education. Filipino professionals whom we recruited to work in Singapore are as good as our own. Indeed, their architects, artists, and musicians are more artistic and creative than ours. Hundreds of thousands of them have left for Hawaii and for the American mainland. It is a problem the solution to which has not been made easier by the workings of a Philippine version of the American constitution.
The difference lies in the culture of the Filipino people. It is a soft, forgiving culture. Only in the Philippines could a leader like Ferdinand Marcos, who pillaged his country for over 20 years, still be considered for a national burial. Insignificant amounts of the loot have been recovered, yet his wife and children were allowed to return and engage in politics.
Chaos Tree by BeronHeavyhand [deviantArt]
Why I like it: First off, it’s a tree. I love trees. I feel that I have a special connection with trees, but I am not a tree hugger. Most importantly, the intricate design of the leaves and even the feathering of the trunk is so beautiful. Every branch is different, every leaf is unique. You can tell this artist put a lot of time into this piece of work.
The dude’s wife crushed his head
with an ATM machine.
- Crushed his… - Crushed his head with an ATM machine.
Right in front of me.
I mean, crushed it like…
Oh, my God, the sound…
It’s still in my ears.
You know, and the blood, like, everywhere.
Like, there was so much, you would not believe.
Man, will you just please give me…
give my weed, all right?
It helps with my nausea.